Jes Golbez at Hockey Rants started the meme “If I were a hockey player.” It has taken off around the hockey blogosphere to include PB at One Fan’s Perspective, Mike, Battle of California, Behind the Jersey, Hockey Girl, etc.
So here we go with the NHL Digest version of If I were a Hockey Player!
Team: Habs
Uniform Number: 26 (Ode to Mats Naslund)
Position: Right Wing
Nickname: Skinny McKinny
Dream Linemates: Mike McPhee and John Kordic
Rounding out the Power Play: Larry Robinson and Chris Chelios (In his younger days)
Job: Resident Sniper
Signature Move: Toe drag-Spinnerama-Backhand-Slapshot-Top Cheddar-While riding my stick blindfolded.
Strengths: Sniping G’s and looking pretty!
Weaknesses: Fighting, hence John Kordic on my line.
Equipment: The New Nike Bauer Vapor XXXX skates coupled with Fur Gloves, a Cooper XL7 Helmet and Cooperalls.
Nemeses: The infamous Jim Kite and Stan Smyl
Scandal Involvement: Once caught trying on one of Don Cherry’s plaid suits.
Who I’d Face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Edmonton Oilers at the Rowdy Rexall Place
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup After Our Victory: Eat Chicken Flavored Ramen Noodles out of it…just because I’m original.
Would the Media Love Me or Hate Me: They’d love me for my skills, but hate me cause I’m beautiful 
Next Up: Andy, you up for it?…